[We interrupt your whatever to bring you an important announcement.]

The hot dogs are back.

[NO NEED TO PANIC YOU GUYS. The wieners may have been gone for a week, but his inexplicable hammerspace bags are fully stocked once more, with all manner of carnival foodstuffs and also fish bait and a few unsettling pears and a shiny golden feather, ( Read more... )

[Link, completely unbothered by the day's rain, is out by the river this afternoon. He's been here many times in the past month; he's walked along it, he's walked over it, he's thrown all-purpose bait into it in a fit of blind optimism and come up empty handed. It's the only body of water around, and as someone who spent his life on a tiny island ( Read more... )